Feeling unsettled by the raccoon-scarer on the back fence.

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@Austin_Dern *gets Kirschi to pinpoint it with the Secret Laser Raccoon Satellites* :ms_raccoon:​👍​

@zebratron2084 @Austin_Dern

are those satellites with lasers controlled by raccoons

or raccoons made of lasers who are in orbit?

@001zlnv @Austin_Dern You're not cleared for further details of this particular operation... but we have both of course. :ms_raccoon:

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