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secret martian lore 

New headcanon: due to the relative lack of tigroid genomic diversity left by the 2200s, Martian DNA is actually about 15-20% housecat.

Asking Martians about rumors to this effect is like asking Klingons about their forehead ridges, i.e., a good way to find yourself dangling from a coathook.

But if you MUST know, that 15-20% is mostly Maine Coon and Norwegian Forest Cat, i.e., the BIGGEST AND BEST smallcat components available.

It's why we get along relatively well with Mooncats, though we'd never admit it to one of THEM. It's also why our fur doesn't need conditioner, it just looks fluffy and perfect every single day. *tosses her luxuriant metallic-red mane*

secret martian lore 

@zebratron2084

How well do you get on with banths?

re: secret martian lore 

@dodec We don't like how fast they go through socks. 🐯​

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