cw: jeebus, tiger shenanigans
You know what the really nice thing about being an ex-Christian is? (I mean, besides the part where I was a _total_ asshole before that phase, and it taught me some actual empathy because SOME OF US ACTUALLY READ THE FUCKING MANUAL FIRST?)
When I bitch out pseudo-Christians, I can do it in the guise of a True Believer and lecture straight down to them from the pulpit, the same way they try to do with us.
Today I left a very curt voicemail jeremiad for those idiots who demanded Netflix cancel the (giggle) Amazon Prime adaptation of Good Omens. In the unlikely event they don't hang up the moment I say the word "Pharisee," they're gonna be spending the rest of the day looking up some very unflattering NT verses that they apparently... skipped the first time through.
re: cw: jeebus, tiger shenanigans
"The fish of the righteous are beset on all sides by the stupid humans and the stupid stupid Earth people, who in the name of power and iniquity, chop down jungles and steal our fish. Blessed is the cat who, in the name of charity and good will, bites the jugular of the unbeliever and, yea, shepherds the antelope through the valley of darkness into the warm belly of peace. And I will chew on thee with great vengeance and furious stripes those who wreak extinction and starvation upon my sisters, and you will know my roar when I lay my fangs upon thee—see if I don't!"
--St. Montecore 25:17
(This is not the passage I actually quoted at the Return To Order idiots. Its canonicity... somewhat disputed by the Terran church. =^_____^= )
