It's strangely comforting to see a self-described and proud "troll" be so bitter and alienated that someone else's sincere positivity sends them into a big defensive huff.

IT'S. YOUR. PERSONALITY. SWEETHEART.

NOBODY. WILL. EVER. CARE. *UNTIL.* YOU. STOP. DOING. THIS.

And yeah, about the free speech crusade? You get to either lecture us about frozen peaches *or* dedicate yourself to explicitly and admittedly crapflooding the discourse. You wanna do both at once? In the immortal words of Mr. Miyagi: "squish like grape."

You are the architect of your own misery, and it's not quite funny, but it's funny like watching a trapped lab rat run in circles—less funny once you realize what a tragic and inhuman set of circumstances made you. Still pretty funny, though.