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My brain has apparently settled upon the word "buttvapor" as my new gender and ethnicity neutral all-purpose slur of choice.

In keeping with the precedents set by my beloved queer millennial allies, I have decided that if this standard is right for me, it is hence objectively right and fully normative for all of us.

I do of course expect you all to adopt it immediately, lest I be forced to bust out the clap emoji on you buttvapors.

😼

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@zebratron2084 That's really good.

But you've unfortunately inspired me to dream up the variant term "Rectal Sublimation", and it feels like I've unleashed something terrible as a result.

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@Phorm @zebratron2084

If genies get the buttvapors... how... could you tell?

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@zebratron2084
"settled upon the word 'buttvapor' as my new gender"

Stopped reading here, got it 👍

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@Cerulean Dammit, I KNEW I should have used hyphens. Talk about an object lesson...

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@zebratron2084 @Cerulean not to be mistaken for a butt-vaper, which is more of a trendy lifestyle thing

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