So, because I'm a lazy idiot, I still look at Google News every now and then. And I admit, I've been curious about all these Fox News headlines trumpeting that a bunch of Hispanic pastors toured the border facilities, and they're fine, fine, fine, and they don't know what this AOC loonie is talking about.

Because, you know, reality is complicated, and I can't always assume my side is correct just because they're my side. So I figured, OK, sure, let's look into this a little further. Maybe they have a valid point to give us.

HAHAHAHANOPE. Prince Potemkin has toured his village and assures us that all is well. This Rev. Samuel Rodriguez guy spoke at The King in Orange's inauguration. In 2017, he spoke in praise of Jared Kushner: "They’ve picked the wrong fight. I don’t know a more competent person. He is brilliant and is a man of the highest integrity."

And he didn't bring the faintest amount of physical evidence or documentation, just his own word and the word of the border agents he met. And absolutely no material response to AOC's reference to HER evidence, nor the other testimonials agreeing with her.

I'll tell you one thing. If I ever go Full Manticore and decide to dine on human flesh... I'll know where to start. Doesn't help that this guy also works for the Trinity Broadcast Network, the pack of liars and thieves who tricked 11-year-old me into fundamentalist to start with.

*goes down on haunches, lets out a tree-quaking snarl, and aims her snazzy new poison-laser tail towards D.C.*