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Today Peggy nearly killed me for a lousy round of mini-golf.
No, just kidding! I wanted to make a toot to contrast with my LRB and give the other side of the story.
Nah, honestly, the walk home _was_ grueling but we had a lot of fun! Turns out mini-golf is much less time-consuming when you're 44 and jaded and there are only two of you, instead of 12 and outright sullen and going with two stepsiblings and your parents—or gods help me, this really happened to me, an entire summer PE class.
@zebratron2084 So, my love and I take our miniature golf *very* seriously and we're nearly always the slowest group on the course, even though it's just the two of us. Fortunately we don't often have to play with people who are just there to mess around and don't see why we're, like, debating the lay of the green.