queer jeff winger has had quite enough; queer jeff winger drops the stereolab nuke; broad-spectrum musical callout 

If I'm subtooting anybody here, it's the left at large. But the lyrics are just too perfect, and I can't pretend some of these don't apply to some of you some of the time.

It's really OK. They apply to me some of the time too. I'm trying my damnedest to reduce that proportion. But the alt--right didn't get where they are by throwing up their hands and saying "Those vile dashing clever leftists have bested us, let's just capitulate" (not even in the face of poll numbers that STILL show broad US support for liberal social policies *ahem*) so how the fuck is it gonna help us?!

youtube.com/watch?v=a5Zsyt_Uvz

I hate to see your broken face
This world would give you anything
As long as you will want to
As long as you will want to

I hate your state of hopelessness
And that vain articulateness
Your loser type wreck want to be
Not a pretty sight really
In another world it'd be funny

I hate to see your broken face
A lazy life of fatal waste
Of fashionable cynicism
The poison they want you to drink

Oh no man that's too easy
Oh no man that's too easy

We weren't talking bout happiness
Apply your leading potential
To be useful to this planet
The world would give you anything

As long as you will want to
As long as you will want to
Ba da ba

re: queer jeff winger has had quite enough; queer jeff winger drops the stereolab nuke; broad-spectrum musical callout 

(Actually, come to think of it, the full Stereolab discography and my personal political beliefs still only differ in aggregate by... maybe a percent? Two percent? I totally dig their approach to exuberant human-centric Marxism, though I do have some issues with their doctrines about "ba da ba dee doo be doo.")

re: queer jeff winger has had quite enough; queer jeff winger drops the stereolab nuke; broad-spectrum musical callout 

@zebratron2084
Too many "Na-Nas", "La-Las", and "Doot-Doos" as actual lyrics...

re: queer jeff winger has had quite enough; queer jeff winger drops the stereolab nuke; broad-spectrum musical callout 

@JulieSqveakaroo @zebratron2084

. . . But they're in space?

Teeg Dougland: I'm afraid I've got some bad news, folks. This reference is too much of a stretch. Our Toot has been cancelled.

re: queer jeff winger has had quite enough; queer jeff winger drops the stereolab nuke; broad-spectrum musical callout 

@Phorm @JulieSqveakaroo

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welcome all homestar references
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re: queer jeff winger has had quite enough; queer jeff winger drops the stereolab nuke; broad-spectrum musical callout 

@zebratron2084 @JulieSqveakaroo

{Insert melancholy musical interlude/cover of "Our House" by Sloshy}

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@Phorm @JulieSqveakaroo *Fry "take my money" meme*

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