cascading genderfeels, mh (-)
Low morale tonight in general. Sweet but chatty aunt came by and ate up almost all my workday hours, and then I felt icky from my lingering sinus infection and slept for another two hours.
Meanwhile, current gender: "a shoebox full of memories that has been stuffed into the back of a closet, on the unwarranted assumption that it will surely be retrieved and sorted through someday." If I pulled it out right now, I honestly don't even know what the fuck I'd do with it except cry.
re: cascading genderfeels, mh (-), playful self-applied ethnic slur
Nah, fuck it. I don't have time for sadness. My gender, by fiat, is LARGE FUCKOFF CAT. It's 2019, I have this inexplicably lingering ( <3 ) group of friends who is glad to enable it, pay no attention to the hairy aging dago behind the curtain. I was never much of a real-world person to begin with.
re: cascading genderfeels, mh (-), playful self-applied ethnic slur
@Phorm *rawrs approvingly and nurses a cup of Hot Jones, which is to say, a cup of some guy named Jones* ^___^
re: cascading genderfeels, mh (-), playful self-applied ethnic slur
@Balinares I mean, I am at least lucky enough to know I'll probably die with a full head of hair. Thanks for the DNA, dad. :)
re: cascading genderfeels, mh (-), playful self-applied ethnic slur
@zebratron2084
🐯 🎶
Ohhh-oh-oh
Angry cat is a large cat
She's comin' for you, to rip you in two
Angry cat is a large cat
She'll pounce on your head, and chomp on you `till your dead
Angry cat is a large cat
She's sharpened her claws, and that ought give you pause!
Angry cat is a large cat
Here she comes straight from mars, to gnaw on fools like cigars
And when she wakes up she'll maul morons from the `net
So I'll just lay low, while they all sweat
Hey, I might make it out alive!
Ohhh-oh-oh
Angry cat is a large cat
She has plenty of poise, plus that loud "MRWAR" noise
Angry cat is a large cat
She's coming to town to cut your whole species down
🐯 🎶