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Haha, yes, foolish humans. Teach the corvids useful logistical skills. Surely they will never use it to hasten your inevitable demise and build mighty palatial nests in your ruins. *wrings paws, gazes through the Time Portal, and cackles madly*

theguardian.com/world/2018/aug

ecology, evolution, futurepol 

@zebratron2084
... but won't that make the corvids unhappy. No one wants to be responsible for bird amazon.

Like the company amazon, I mean muscle birds would be kind of awesome, as would a bird rainforest, or a bird river.

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@001zlnv once again you have made me SO ANGRY that i never taught myself how to draw :D

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@zebratron2084

For which thing? Or all of them? Muscle bird covered in trees with a river down the back?

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@001zlnv The-other-kind-of-Amazon crows, in general. :D

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@zebratron2084

Fortunately crows are pretty easy to draw!

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@001zlnv I need to see if I can find the snapshots we took of our "um smart fridge" (which may or may not just be a regular fridge with a whiteboard) from the week it was taken over by crow-centric television programming...

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