@JulieSqveakaroo I would have given so much to (a) be there (b) with a slingshot (c) full of stink loads (d) mechanized for automatic fire.
IT'S MY DAMN RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN TO MAKE PROUD BOYS SMELL LIKE ROTTEN EGGS =^_____^=
Also, um, I just kinda like State Fairs. Eat anything good, roo?
@JulieSqveakaroo @zebratron2084
how exotic we talking here?
@001zlnv @zebratron2084
Deep fried gator, rattlesnake soup, kangar... waitaminute...
@JulieSqveakaroo @zebratron2084
but the roo would be so rubbery :P
@001zlnv @zebratron2084 I DID NOT MAKE THIS MENU!!
@JulieSqveakaroo I... hrmm... my main association with "exotic meat jerky" was a small truck by the side of the road that I saw on a roadtrip to FurCon with @anthracite and @acetone_kitten. It was in the middle of nowhere, in a place that probably didn't even have squirrels, and yet, they had like fifteen different jerkied lifeforms listed on their signboard. I'm about 30% sure if you asked them for "human" they would have pulled you aside and whispered that they could arrange something...
@zebratron2084 @JulieSqveakaroo @anthracite @acetone_kitten
"iguana on a stick"?
@001zlnv @zebratron2084 @anthracite @acetone_kitten No...
but yes to camel, or insects (grasshoppers or crickets, I'm assuming)
@JulieSqveakaroo @zebratron2084 @anthracite @acetone_kitten
I have heard interesting things about locusts on pizza...
@zebratron2084 Current food: fried gnocchi and a bocce sandwich (Italian beef with mild peppers)
@mmsword @zebratron2084 Just the little white balls. The larger ones are over ripe.
@zebratron2084 ... not yet... the big draw this year is exotic meat jerky!