@hummingrain No, no, that's a common and reasonable misconception—but that particular branch of the Milk Hotel, being Swiss, is *politically* neutral. The milk is perfectly normal. And their Emmentaler is quite exceptional!
@hummingrain @zebratron2084 it is v. good cheese, you should eat it. :3
@hummingrain I'm afraid we're fresh out of Emmentaler, sir.
*impish Michael Palin grin*
@zebratron2084 Aaaaah, it all makes sense now! And I don't know what an Emmentaler is but now I want to eat it.