I'm sitting here listening to two college-age techbro Solid Citizens pad their resumes together and I am so full of hate.

They're sitting here trying to figure out a better way to spin "served Thanksgiving dinner to a bunch of college students" as a philanthropy event. But they lack the vocabulary to do so, and the best synonym for "charitable event" they could come up between the two of them was "handouts."

These fucking kids are going to have more money, see more of the world, and get more respect than I will ever see in my life, even though you could store the sum total of their personalities, imagination, and cultural knowledge on a 5¼" floppy. They have been very well optimized to play a very shitty game. They will never reflect on this, nor wonder what else might have been possible.

And I wouldn't even resent any of this if they weren't such fucking jerks. :p