shitpost, more apocalyptics, silly vent
If you want to imagine the future...
...picture those scenes from Looney Tunes where Bugs Bunny is playing "All Those Endearing Young Charms" on a piano rigged to explode on a certain note, but he keeps missing that note...
...only Bugs Bunny is a Martian tigress...
...and instead of "All Those Endearing Young Charms" it's "Run To The Hills" by Iron Maiden, and instead of a piano it's a gigantic creepy mistuned church organ...
...and the organ is rigged with a 30 gigaton Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator (with a very fashionable metallic-purple and gold-orbit-ringed plastic casing)...
...and she can play the piano just fine, she keeps missing that note on purpose just to fuck with you until she's good and ready to end your miserable planet...
...which is in about 15 seconds.
shitpost, more apocalyptics, silly vent
@zebratron2084 *Yells from the back, milliseconds before detonation*
"PLAY FREEBIR-"