The Djinn were demons, Brendon.
That's why Solomon stuffed them in jars.
This whole concept of sexy harem ladies, Brendon?
It's a big lie.
It's a mistake of translation and entertainment capitalism.
You understand what I'm saying, Brendon?
Shantae wouldn't exist without Anyone Galland.
That's the French guy who goofed up the translation of the Arabian Nights myths.
He made stuff up, Brendon.
This Galland just put Alladin in there because he thought it was fun.
It wasn't a historical myth, Brendon.
Same thing with Sidney Sheldon.
What I'm saying is that cultural forces are weird and inauthentic, Brendon.
We find meaning for ourselves.
It doesn't matter that it started with religion and demons, Brendon.
Because the symbols are our own to claim.
Anyway, that's why I'm a genie with huge tits.
re: A squiggly-animated vixen has a discussion on the soccer field.
@zebratron2084 Look, I'm not saying I invented the face veil. But I was the first person to realize its potential as a tactical garment.