today's NOLA fun facts
Number of women aged 14-20 wearing spiky collars, ripped jeans, and T-shirts with illegible heavy metal logos on the Canal St Trolley:
4
Number of elderly women on scooters wearing helmets with skulls on them:
1
Number of times the smell of downtown New Orleans made me physically recoil:
3
Number of people who looked like dealers:
2
Number of times I got up the nerve to ask where I can score:
0