So, what IS proper wish granting protocol?

@Phorm

Wishing is like love-making: No clouds of smoke, no sparkles, just a common sound-effect and an awkward cut.

@xinjinmeng @Phorm If you get a record-player needleskip noise after wish-granting... consult your doctor immediately. You may be in a 1980s Hollywood movie.

@zebratron2084 @xinjinmeng @Phorm

This really blew my mind... the idea that me... a long-haired, leaping gnome would be in a 1980s Hollywood movie...

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@JulieSqveakaroo @xinjinmeng @Phorm (Also, srsly, how did you know that "overfed long-haired, leaping gnome" is one of my favorite ways to describe me in RL? S'truth. I'm at LEAST 3 outta 4 if you count leaping on Peggy to maul her. :D )

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