@kistaro Oh, god, and it's a coffee maker. "Can I make you a coffee? How about some espresso? A latte? Maybe a flat white? How about a cortado?"
"Shut up."
"Wait, no, I have one more question."
"It's... not about hot coffee, is it?"
"No! I wouldn't waste your time like that!"
"Go ahead."
"Can I make you an affogato?"