Heh. I wouldn't QUITE say disregard previous distress calls, but I did find one of my Happy Places—the one I was in all too briefly in the 80s, when I was sick at home and watching someone else's educational TV...
Ladies, gentlemen, and enbies, I give you the inimitable Robert Kupa'a Smith, wordhacker extraordinaire.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOV8h_0yUNs&list=PLWiaTQ91EE2EtcrrjGb4j3U5RoTlToKcE&index=291&t=0s