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Well, I've got my list of plague gods compiled.

Now the question is, do I pray for them to spare everybody, or do I pray for them to give those who don't respect them a harsh and necessary lesson?

My humanist instincts say no, no collaborating with nature at its most brutish... but man would I like to see the epidemic-denialists, hoarders, gloaters, and bar-swarmers clocked on the nose good and hard for this.

The main thing keeping me leaning towards the former is the "give them a city and they'll take a continent" nature of plague gods. >_<

(And you'd better believe space raccoons have some pretty high-intensity plague gods.)

woo, snark, misanthropy, covid 

@zebratron2084

if you see Nigel the plague god, please tell him, "I got me choppa an I gonna krump im gud fur dis, gon get proper stompy an choppy on im."

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