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'pataphysics experiment, foodcrime, timecrime, ama 

ate half a jar of mrs renfro's ghost pepper queso

mouth is on fire; can currently see through time

ask me anything

'pataphysics experiment, foodcrime, timecrime, ama 

@zebratron2084

What's next year look like?

Can you taste colors?

Do I ever become a real genie?

re: 'pataphysics experiment, foodcrime, timecrime, ama 

@Phorm

1) *squints into the distance* Same old shit!

2) honey i am on planet capsaicin right now, the only color in my world right now is ghost pepper

3) *looks over their shoulder and hmms* looks like you did eight months ago

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@zebratron2084 Thank you for the answers 💕💕

May you ascend into spice. You are the one. Hallowed be, blessed of scoville.

In the name of the Scotch Bonnet, the Reaper, and the Scorpion.

Amen.

re: 'pataphysics experiment, foodcrime, timecrime, ama 

@zebratron2084 How does "Coronation Street" end?

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@Aradia with a full stop

'pataphysics experiment, foodcrime, timecrime, ama 

@zebratron2084

hav you ever put thir green salsa in cheep ramen?

re: 'pataphysics experiment, foodcrime, timecrime, ama 

@001zlnv You name it, I've probably tried to put it in cheap ramen.

I'M A RACCOON, REMEMBER? n.n

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@zebratron2084 is there only ruin in our future?

re: 'pataphysics experiment, foodcrime, timecrime, ama 

@KitRedgrave I mean, there isn't ONLY ruin, but sooner or later you've got to deal with the heat death of the universe.

You're talking to a raccoon. One creature's ruin is another creature's playground. *chrrrr*

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