THE AMAZING CAPSAICIN MIND OF DR. KIRSCHWELL! (foodcrime, mindcrime, metacrime, ama) 

well folks i went and did it again

ate the other half of that jar of (our sponsor) mrs renfros ghost pepper queso

but this time, friends, instead of time gift of timesight, i can see all our parallel existences in all alternate timelines, just like the mysterious star lady from Parallax (our other sponsor)

ask me anything

THE AMAZING CAPSAICIN MIND OF DR. KIRSCHWELL! (foodcrime, mindcrime, metacrime, ama) 

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re: THE AMAZING CAPSAICIN MIND OF DR. KIRSCHWELL! (foodcrime, mindcrime, metacrime, ama) 

@Phorm fuck it i'm doing an all-syrup squishee chaser and chasing after the 8d space vixen elves

re: THE AMAZING CAPSAICIN MIND OF DR. KIRSCHWELL! (foodcrime, mindcrime, metacrime, ama) 

@zebratron2084

I approve of this plan of attack on reality itself.

Aside: I just stumbled upon a screengrab of people talking about astral projection and traveling between realities, and they were talking about the "Mall World" - Which they interpreted as a universe that was entirely one tremendous mall, with shops and escalators and such. And I immediately interpreted as "Mall World" - as in the setting of Doug Winger's Mall.

Anyhow, I hope you don't phase out of existence and into either one of those.

... Unless you're looking to have a REALLY interesting weekend. In which case I recommend staying EXTREMELY well hydrated.

re: THE AMAZING CAPSAICIN MIND OF DR. KIRSCHWELL! (foodcrime, mindcrime, metacrime, ama) 

@Phorm OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD, I have to see if I still have my copies of the Wild Side furry anthology and the "Zen Zebras at the Relativity Mall" comic, it was SO DAMN POSTFURRY...

and nah don't worry, this is about a 7.5 on my pepper scale -- i've eaten phaal curries and only needed a couple hours to recover

=(n).(n)=

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