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selfish covid stuff, self-gamification, seeing the whole world as d&d classes 

I miss playing chaplain for people, and this seems like a good opportunity, but I didn't just have the patience last time around and I don't know that I've gotten any better.

Still, I've had a few extra character points sitting around unslotted. I really enjoyed that "DR. KIRSCHWELL" series. Maybe it's time to stick a few points into Bard and keep trying to keep you entertained through this mess.

Love y'all. Stay strong. And granted, this is coming from a raccoon, but... WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS. WASH EVERYTHING*. WASH WASH WASH. (^)___(^)

*except sugar and marshmallows, but our raccoon technologists are working on a solution for that too

selfish covid stuff, self-gamification, seeing the whole world as d&d classes 

@zebratron2084

Hmmm plague bard

*IMMEDIATE SUSPICION!*
Are you the emperor of old korvosa!? What are your feelings on magical chairs!?

re: selfish covid stuff, self-gamification, seeing the whole world as d&d classes 

@001zlnv when the fuck have you ever heard of a raccoon emperor

we're an anarchosocialist commune buddy

(king trashmouth from bob's burgers doesn't count, he is the delusion of a sweet old wine mom)

re: selfish covid stuff, self-gamification, seeing the whole world as d&d classes 

@zebratron2084 @001zlnv Honestly thought for a hot minute of writing a Wizard of Oz story just so he could fit the Raccoon Communards in some nice cozy place, but fortunately the moment passed.

Can still picture one of them having quite sharp words to say about, like, Glinda's Magic Book and being very ready to say them.

Possibly shouting out in the middle of nowhere where they know Glinda might read them.

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