raccoon crazy-gauge (- but silly)
Current mental condition:
LEVEL 7/10 (MODERATELY SEVERE): subject has advanced from watching Murder She Wrote during work to watching Youtube commentaries about Murder She Wrote during work.
This level of boredom is considered near-critical and close monitoring of subject is recommended. The possibility of catastrophic raccoon failure is low but present (3.0-5.0%)
re: raccoon crazy-gauge (- but silly)
@zebratron2084 @arilin (Guards tight the jar of peanut butter after remembering that night in the Giants Club.)