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[🐯​:ms_raccoon:​] like all the great figures of history, our deaths will be tinged with irony

because after a month of skillfully evading covid-19, we are about to die from a foolish act of extreme sushi overordering


foodcrime, plague, doom, silly 

@zebratron2084

Hey, the rest of us are going to die of starvation even if we survive the virus, so I'd say take the indulgent way out!

foodcrime, plague, doom, silly 

@zebratron2084

"They died as they lived.

Deep-throating a lobster tail."

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@zebratron2084 A warrior's death

re: foodcrime, plague, doom, silly 

@Balina heaven holds a special place for those who accidentally double up on crawfish maki

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