apartment managers, pro tip: maybe don't start doing incredibly loud construction one floor up from us all day long when you're aware that basically ALL your residents are home during the quarantine
landlord: we're not going to be answering any maintenance calls whatsoever for the next two months, but we are also going to charge full rent and loudly renovate empty apartments!
me: cool, die
@hystericempress Fuck them over in any way you can possibly get away with. That's the message I'm getting from them. Shit, when it's time to move out, leave them an air-vent fish as a parting gift. Or something similar -- it's not like @mmsword wans't MADE to come up with the most obnoxious slow-burn sabotage possible. >:D
In summary, love you, right on, and fuck that guy.
