[🐯] The remainder of today has been canceled due to thunderous rage. If you need me, I'll be in the Biteydome.
[🦄] Are you kidding? Even I'm pissed off. If anyone needs me, I'll be in the HOOFING DOME.
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*roused from slumber* Huh?
*peers outside* Oh, fuck me.
I'll be in the Vile Curses section of the Great Library, frenetically trying to remember how to pronounce Enochian, if anyone wants me.
You're *not* gonna want me.
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Whe... where did everybody go? Didn't we have our weekly headtenant associaton's meeting scheduled? Did I miss a memo?
*puts down mug of catnip tea and reads lengthy note from tigress scrawled in gazelle blood* "Terrans... Bernie... Reade... Biden... GRU... not gonna vote... discourse... frothing rage... entire antelope..."
"Bastdammit."
*sighs and rests forehead on conference table*
I... I could just eat a whole snowshoe hare cheesecake right now.
[
] Yeah, no, me too. I'll be in the Rabiesdome. Fuck all this.