uspol, shenanigans, ha ha only serious
OK, to hell with sober rational avenues of protest. Let's all pick one Republican senator, and get as many people as possible to call their office on the same day and tell them, verbatim, "Go cram a scorpion up your nose."
Will it change the world? No.
Will it waste a bit of their time as they try to figure out why this *specifically* is happening to them? Possibly.
Will it give me a moment of passing amusement in this third-rate Groundhog Day ripoff? Almost certainly.