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SHEMPING (Special Move):
Class: Cat
Subclass: Shemp
This is Shemp's special catting move. Because Shemp is a cat. You. You are Shemp. The cat. You are a cat. Shemp the cat. That is your name.
No, that's the jingly man. You are Shemp the Cat. This is a thing you can do. It is called Shemping. It is exactly like catting except it is better because you are Shemp. No, that's the jingly man.
After you Shemp, Shemp -- that's you -- gains 12 Shomp stacks. Those are good. Those mean Shemp (you) are best cat. When those wear off, you (Shemp) gain 5 stacks of the "WAT DO?" status. It's just like being Confused except you are Shemp.
No, that's still the jingly man. You can reduce your (Shemp's) WAT DO? stacks by using the Flompf attack. It is a dodge attack that does 0 damage. Yes, just like that. *sigh*
kitty alert: special strategy guide edition!
@zebratron2084
5x shemp stacks unfair plznerf
by which I mean find him a nerf crawfish