@anthracite @Phorm Haha, hand those over to ME. My dreams have been too quiet lately and I think my Inner Tigress is about ready to visc some spectral motherfucker...
@anthracite @Phorm Er, be warned that you might end up dreaming of the following:
* chasing zero-g antelopes
* napping (memetic hazard warning: recursion)
* chasing some stupid monk off a cliff and having to watch him eat a strawberry
* sitting =behind a door waiting for some dipshit to solve a logic puzzle
* shovels, so many shovels [ask any tiger, we love those things]
* 8' tall stripey fuzzy warrior women in cyberrave gear
* geniefoxes with empty spherical plastic heads
* legal weed (sigh)
@Phorm @anthracite Honestly, mine have been pretty boring lately too. Fun boring by my standards, like "Oh, look, there's a Boston subway station I've never been to before because it doesn't exist" or "Huh, I missed my plane and have a 22 hour layover in Londontokyo, guess I'm looking for a place to eat" or "why are there twelve bongs in my closet in my parents' home, I can't even get away with using them here."
@Phorm @anthracite Also a lot of "Uh... what the hell am I doing in high school? I graduated. I can just... leave whenever the fuck I want. I wonder if my car is still in the parking lot where I left it." (It never is.)
Though I did have one the other night where we were in a shopping mall/high school on lockdown because one of the English teachers had a gun... and Peg kept drawing attention to us by trying on BIZARRE SEXY SHINY costumes from the mall & walking around in them...
@zebratron2084 @anthracite OH GOD THE SCHOOL DREAMS
I have those too. Though it's usually "First Day of Highschool/Undergrad and I don't know where my classes are" kinda stuff.
...
Come to think of it, the last time I had an interesting dream of any stripe (other than last night) was when I was being flattered as I walked along with Obama, and then he tried to get me to tell him my Social Security Number.
I still think someone was phishing me through my dreams on that one.
@Phorm @anthracite I'll bet in some alternate universe (or the Library of Babel), there's a Philip K Dickian conspiracy novel based on the premise that Obama himself is phishing people in their dreams, for Reasons Of Great Mystickqxal And Secret Import, and it is a *corker*.
@zebratron2084 @anthracite
Considering that my dreams are usually "Oops, I missed my exit on the freeway and now I have to drive over this bridge that is way too steep", I'd take any of those.
My dreams are usually extremely boring. I never get to be a genie or queer or even a girl (which has sown self-doubt, let me tell you).
... So lemme get a triple order of that one about the spherical heads, please