If you've got a minute please appreciate my adorable sister's dog Toast as she profusely apologizes for barking at the mailman for the 600th time (approx)

youtube.com/watch?v=Adig0STToB

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@mawr I have addressed "our" three cats like this on many an occasion.

Zero effect*. They answer to a higher power, one that has assured them guilt is no object.

(* Well, technically, sometimes Shemp will look at me and flop over. But that's apparently not so much a surrender as a "yeah, okay, I'm still just gonna resume catting right here if you don't mind.")

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