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The only remaining point of displeasure about this whole Umbra thing:

I WILL NOT BE UPSTAGED AS A FOOD LADY BY SOME RANDO, I don't care if she saved Umbra's life!

She's serving him pate. I will not be outdone. TELL ME WHAT IS THE FANCIEST CATFOOD, because I will make it and my boy Shemp will have it!

Maybe cooked salmon with some blueberry puree and a little whole-grain couscous? (I checked a couple sites for cat-safe human foods!) I mean, I'll split it with the three of 'em, doesn't sound half bad.

But I'll still take recommendations for the fanciest treats out there! Money is no object. WITH SAINT HOBBES AS MY WITNESS I WILL NOT BE OUTSPOILED

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