Empress of Mars: Undisputed

kitty alert, twitter repost, silly, wholly factual* 

Headcanon about "our" cats:

- Shadow is silent partner in every linen, jukebox, and shipping company in New Orleans
- Sugarfoot has quantum tunneled to a bridge in Paramus, New Jersey, near her second home
- Shemp and Arthur are in a torrid love triangle over the Jingly Man
- Arthur miraculously emerged from Shadow's womb with full awareness that she is a cat.
- Shemp still struggles with his own felinity, at the synaptic level, every day
- Shadow's archenemy is a polydactyl who knows 7-Finger Exploding Pawb Style.
- Peebles texts me INCESSANTLY just to say "mew mew mew" and I should never have given him my number.
- Penumbra innately secretes Vantablack.
- Umbra has a little sword and human-boy hoodie
- Curly Joe has no traits whatsoever. Get it together CJ. 😾​

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Phorm The Vixdjinn

kitty alert, twitter repost, silly, wholly factual* 

@zebratron2084

... I imagine there's a lot of "Penumbra! NOT ON THE CARPET!" going on.

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Empress of Mars: Undisputed
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re: kitty alert, twitter repost, silly, wholly factual* 

@Phorm Thankfully it only saturates his fur... so far. O.o;

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