@zebratron2084
here's a bunch of important stuff to know about raising kittens as learned from the mistakes my college roommate made with his.

1. kittens do not know what fire is. Kitten put their whisker in a candle at the pet rescue place.

2. kittens love to sleep in clothes.

3. kittens vomit at random, frequently on any clothes they are sleeping on.

4. kittens love high places.

5. kittens do not know how gravity works and will fall from impressive heights

6. kittens quickly learn to jump higher than it seems like they should.

7. as soon as they stop nursing kittens will try to eat all unattended food.

8. do not carry the kitten on your shoulder like a parrot. it will want to keep doing that when it is full sized.

9 your kitten does not know what sharp is. both in terms of it's claws and other objects.

10. much like the parrot thing, letting the kitten climb up your back is funny when it is small, but will hurt when it's an adult.

11. some cats like water. if yours does you may need to make sure it is not in the bathroom when you take a shower.

12. if it has wings its a bird. kittens will mistake anything with wings for a bird and try to eat it.

oh and don't let the kitten attempt any of the following:
particle physics, inorganic chemistry, organic farming, ranching, chariot racing, snake handling, or space travel