re: cats, terrible singing, scatological humor, shameless betrayal of my beloved dragonwife's dignity
e.g. i just found myself filking the "nutty gritty" song from those old ABC "Time For Timer" educational ads with the lyrics "Pooty kitty, pooty kitty/You're a cat that can poot/Pooty kitty, pooty kitty/You're just lucky you're cute!"