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catpocalypse (++)
IN THE FINAL DAYS OF THE ACCURSED YEAR 2020, SO THE LEGENDS SAY, TWO LOWLY BEASTPEOPLE EMBARKED ON A MISSION TO SAVE OUR WORLD.
HAVING CLOSED FOUR OF THE FIVE CATGATES TO THE DIMENSION OF CATSTORM, THE VALIANT ONES KNOWN AS "THE STRIPEY" AND "THE SCALEY" AVERTED THE CATPOCALYPSE AND BROUGHT PEACE TO THE 500 - 600 BLOCK OF [REDACTED], MIDCITY NEW ORLEANS.
TODAY THE IMPERIAL DOMAIN OF SHADOW THE FEISTY LIVES ON IN PEACE AND PROSPERITY THANKS TO THESE UNKNOWN COURIERS OF THE GODS. ALL PRAISE MIGHTY BAST AND SEKHMET. ALL PRAISE SAINT HOBBES THE FLUFFY.
Now then. Premature celebrations all around! I'm ordering jerk chicken from down the street ffs.
re: catpocalypse (++)
(Sugarfoot, the Fifth Cat Gate, is currently still in a luxurious imperial prison befitting a princess of her stature. She and the mewlets seem pretty chill today despite all the whining Shemp was doing from the next room. She shall have her portal closed, alongside her heirs, in about 3-4 weeks. She would like you, her subjects to all know: "Mew.")