the kitten level chart is as follows:

Lvl 0 Kitten: Squeaker
Lvl 1 Kitten: Bumbler
Lvl 2 Kitten: Zoomer
Lvl 3 Kitten: Displacer

i think they're somewhere around level 2.5

absolutely nothing we do can keep them out of the bedroom

they have learned zerg tactics and i keep honestly forgetting whether we have two or fourteen kittens, i have it written down here somewhere

oh it's two

listen i know we're in a pandemic but if any of you wants to mask up and drive out to new orleans and score a couple of free kittens

or we can ship them out your way, we were probably just gonna mail them to abu dhabi anyhow

god the nermal arc makes so much more SENSE now, jim davis is a genius, i must go to him 👁️​_​👁️

i must acquire more kittens to drive my chariot