kittens (-- but everybody's fine) 

aaaaaaaaaaaaugh they've learned how to casually leap over the cardboard barrier we built to keep them out of the hallway

see, strat gamers, this is what happens when you don't upgrade your defensive walls and keep an eye on your opponents' tech trees

also, more seriously, i'm afraid that all this constantly picking them up and frantically scooping them back into the kittenarium is bad for their dispositions, can't exactly be great for our friendship that i am becoming the GIANT PAW OF OPPRESSION.

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re: kittens (-- but everybody's fine) 

huh. on a related note, i wonder how much it would cost for one of those arcade crane machines

you can still breathe inside of those, right? plenty of air circulation?

and by you i mean kittens?

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