a Martian Thanksgiving prayer
I am thankful for my teeth, my claws, my small cat friends, and my dragon.
I am also thankful that the skulls of our Terran oppressors proved to stack so neatly. They will make a lovely centerpiece.
May Sekhmet, Bastet, St. Shere, and St. Hobbes accept my humble-for-a-tiger gratitude. I'm gonna go eat a whole lot of something now.
A *whole* lot.
Amen.