we recently discovered that, despite tons of amazing fan-made player character species/heritages on things like DM's Guild, including clowns, plushies, and tons of lizards/dragons, absolutely -nobody- had yet made a 'balloon person' race
so me and @Daikanu are gonna -fix that-
I've basically got all the rules and lore already written, now we just need to make art and and format it in the proper house style
Me: "haha what if I made silly balloon people for dungeon game"
Also Me: *writes multi-page dissertation on their social and cultural implications including the legal debate over their status as property and contributions to the arts*
@hystericempress aaaaand this is exactly why you and dai are such a precious part of my world and what i want for it <3
@hystericempress philip glass eat your heart out <3
@zebratron2084 current favorite Lore Bit: "Pneumatoi bards usually favor wind instruments like horns and trumpets; their limitless breath means they can hold a tune indefinitely, giving rise to pneumatoi 'recursive symphonies' where entire movements consist of variations on a single note."