also, the topic of people wanting to get punched by aubrey plaza came up in a review of black bear, and you know, i never really thought of it before then... and i don't actually WANT to be punched by anybody... but yeah, yanno, if i had to be punched by a celebrity but could choose who did it, aubrey plaza is probably top 10 material

now i'm curious who the other 9 would be.

let's see. andy dick, mostly because he looks like a weakling and i'd then have a sound legal premise for hurting andy dick

amy sedaris, but only if she pretended to be princess carolyn. i refuse to explain this one further. you shut up. >_>;

conan o'brien. he really seems like the kind of guy who'd pull a punch.

h jon benjamin because always he has that sad look in his eyes that would probably be really comforting right after being punched

fred schneider. the reason why is left as an exercise for the student. show your work.

vanessa briscoe-hay of the band "pylon": i just really like her plus she's a 60-something retired RN now so she probably wouldn't hit very hard and she'd know how to do first aid, plus chomp is the greatest album in history

william jackson harper: Everything else about that man is sexy and charming, so I imagine getting punched by him would be no different. Also he was Danny Rebus. I feel that's relevant somehow.

pam poovey: i don't know how this would work since she's a fictional character and being punched by amber nash just wouldn't cut it, but there ya go, here she is. hail pam.

strong bad: i mean, if we're gonna go off the rails let's go off the rails, although come to think of it homestar would probably be a wiser choice because he doesn't have any arms