vijdeo james, utter shitpost
Peggy muttered something this morning about "Sausagevania" and upon further interrogation it's just Castlevania reskinned with Burgertime sprites and music.
My counterproposal is "Pennsylvania," a platformer where you try to get the fuck out of a mediocre Rust Belt state with no discernible culture and a huge NPC crime rate. Armed with only a pencil (or series of increasingly powerful pencils).