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day jeorb, cats, mlp 

By the grace of my employers, who come to resemble The Germans from "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk" more and more each day, I have Preznits Day as a paid holiday.

Therefore, I get paid to spend today getting stoned, minding five semi-rambunctious cats (who keep INEXPLICABLY mewling to be let out into this frozen shit), and trying to figure out which of the Mane 6 each of them would be.

Well...

Shadow: Applejack (calm and pragmatic)
Sugarfoot: Rarity (beautiful fusspot)
Peebles: Fluttershy (sweetheart)
Artemus: Pinkie Pie (most likely by far to have dracoequus blood)
Shemp: Rainbow Dash (goofy jock)
Ceejay: Twilight (the mysterious one we all worry about constantly)

day jeorb, cats, mlp 

@zebratron2084

That is an awesome way to pass the day, and I very much hope you enjoy it <3

...

Also, if you start drawing up kitty shipping charts, I might start to worry just the tiniest bit. Just the tiniest.

day jeorb, cats, mlp 

@zebratron2084

Oh no zee Germans are dispensing holidays!

The cats have seized your holiday

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