current mood; whimsical homicidal ideation but it's a lyin'-ass fascist so it's ok
*hums merrily while jotting on an index card*
"let's see... ski mask, plastic bags, leather gloves, petroleum jelly, burglar tools, a flashlight, a screwdriver, ropes, belt, zip ties, survival knife, 4 oz. container of bleach, Marjorie Taylor Greene's license plate number, bus fare to Washington. got it."