shenanigans 

I just filled out a form for an extremely scammy and hilariously macho $12,000 "personal development" course being run by two ex-military goons.

I gave my contact info as the Boston Scientology office. I also left a message for them, expressing interest in Scientology under the name of one of said goons.

If the gods are willing, and I am very lucky, there's going to be a very interesting conversation tomorrow that I really, really wish I could overhear.

St. Calvin, I give this humble offering in your name. Hail Eris.

shenanigans 

@zebratron2084

This would make me worried that they would somehow merge as opposed to fight

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@001zlnv I mean, you add a teaspoon of beer to a barrel of sewage, you get sewage; you add a teaspoon of sewage to a barrel of beer, you get sewage. It's not like Scientology could get any worse. :)

re: shenanigans 

@JulieSqveakaroo @001zlnv Listen, roo, I know you like craft beers, but that's NOT a good flavor idea! (Says the person who eagerly bought and drank fish-food beer, and was mostly disappointed it didn't taste more like fish food...)

Oh. Oh, you mean Scientology. Yeah, no, they could definitely get much worse. I'm just not sure they need these other guys' help. :D

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@zebratron2084 @001zlnv

Oh. Yeah. I was totally referring to the psychobabbles.

I am NOT trying sewage beer. I've already lived through the stage of life where I drank NatLite caliber bottles of piss. No need to go back there.

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@zebratron2084

Adding liquid to sewage barrels leads to sewage overflows.

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