The trunk of the car looked like a mobile portal into FA. 

We had two cursed lamps, seventy-five pellets of GRO, five sheets of high powered fuckdoll-izing latex, a salt shaker half full of bimbosugar, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored titty skittles, ass-plumpers, libido-pumpers, shame-nullifiers... and also a quart of mall-grade mutagen, a quart of dronification goop, a case of hypno juice, a raw uncorked genie bottle and two dozen Winger-grade whammadoodle injections.

Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious fetish collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

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re: The trunk of the car looked like a mobile portal into FA. 

@Phorm "As your 800-pound Martian lawyer, I strongly advise you to TF every dumb SOB at this rest stop."

re: The trunk of the car looked like a mobile portal into FA. 

@zebratron2084

*Uncaps the Living Latex Drone Syrup*

"We'll just have to zap them all on our own. Pure Gonzo Dronalism!"

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