I've done it, lads, I've found The Worst Profile Bio On Twitter

"yeah, not to brag, but I'm like a cross between Hercule Poirot, Lupin the 3rd, and Oda Nobunaga, but like the cool one from Sengoku Basara with a shotgun and a cape"

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@hystericempress I... I'm like a cross between Gene Belcher, Buster Bluth, and Dwight Schrute. D: But at least I'm aware of it!

@zebratron2084 it's a hell of a lot better than the guy bragging "I'm like a cross between three fictional people who are all either sociopaths, murderers, or both"

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