a very silly fragment of my pillow talk with peg last night; cats of course
we're dropping parallax completely to work on our NEW killer pitch:
"Tony Catblest, Attorney At Law."
He's a perfectly normal, serious professional in a perfectly normal, serious legal drama.
Except an ancient family "blessing" means that he is followed by 2d6 cats at all times.
This turns out to be completely covered and protected under the ADA. So he and his coworkers have pretty much gotten used to, say, having to slide important documents out from under snoozy floofers, and the judges all have special padded gavels so they don't wake anybody up.
Attorney Catblest wins 99% of jury trials. For some mysterious reason.
a very silly fragment of my pillow talk with peg last night; cats of course
Judge Bümmer: CATBLEST! Get these damn animals OUT of my courtroom!
Tony: Sorry, your honor, that's just not PAW-sible.
Bümmer: Caaaatbleeest!!! One more crack like that and I'll have the bailiff hold you in contempt!
Tony: Your honor, have to be kitten me.
Bümmer: THAT DOES IT! Bailiff!
Bailiff Jinglyman (Visibly playing with cats): Don't know what ta' tell ya', chief. This ain't my line `ah work.
Bümmer: What do you mean?! You're a bailiff, are you not?
Bailiff: Yeah - But I never thought I'd have a career in CLAW enforcement!
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