I just got really stoned, cold slid into the premiere of an Omega Mart ad on Youtube, and started spamming improvisational cyphertext for an (as yet) wholly non-existent ARG into the chat.

That was fun. I haven't felt this much like *me* in ages. :D I figure there's a 99.998% chance everybody quite understandably shrugged it off and nobody will look for meaning in the "random" I Ching glyphs I was using to spell out "DRINK THE ORANGE PRODUCT." 😇​

It's cadet-level Operation Mindfuck stuff at best, nothing I delude myself is clever or meaningful. But it was still really fun to do SOMETHING, ANYTHING interesting in what was frankly an infinite-noise zero-signal context before that. (One user was literally just saying "simp" over and over...) It didn't take up much space, nor time, nor distract anyone from anything enjoyable.

And on that 0.002% chance I wake up tomorrow and Reddit's full of "OH MY GOD IS OMEGA MART DOING AN ARG I'M SO EXCITED," hey, I've got my resume prepared... 🐯​