@LeDiva Seriously? I was expecting some kind of American Horror Story foofaraw. I LOVE horror, and will totally seek this out on your recommendation.

@LeDiva 30 seconds in i already have a mental deadpool set up on ryan

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@LeDiva semi-relatedly now i want to see a comedy-horror movie that is literally nothing but 90 minutes of spring-loaded cat jumpscares (with a happy ending for the cats of course), like the feline-horror equivalent of the Fire Ant episode of Space Ghost, or the Reno 911 that's just 22 minutes of unloading a clown car...

extremely silly; horror tropes. no cats were harmed in the making of this toot; three salmon were harmed during the cast afterparty 

@LeDiva of course the twist is that after a while it's so surreal that it's genuinely disturbing

"WHO IS SPRING-LOADING ALL YOU FREAKING CATS?! WHERE THE HELL DO YOU COME FROM? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?"

"Purr." "Mrow." "Mrap." "Mehr." "Prrp." "Miw."

"Oh for fuck's sake. Yes, we'll feed you all if we survive. We'll even try to find you nice homes. Looks like there isn't any actual monster here anyh--"

*fling* "MROOOOWR!"

"OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! HOW. MANY. CAT. TRAPS. ARE. THER--"

*sproing* "Mrap."

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